Europa, Come Get Your Cousins — They’ve Fallen Into the "CrackerVerse".

You remember those “cousins” you shipped off centuries ago? The ones you cleared out of your jails and workhouses, packed onto boats, and sent across the ocean so they’d stop being your problem? They started calling themselves “exceptional” while making your goods and guarding your trade routes… and now? They’re having what you might politely call a collective breakdown.

Over here, we don’t call them peasants. We have another name for your colonial exports: "Saltines"...(Wink, Wink).  Right now, your "Saltine" cousins are struggling with the slow, messy decline of their empire. They’re slipping back into pre–civil rights habits — openly. You’ve seen it, right? The guy they elected president (the Tyrant King)? That wasn’t a political choice — it was a red flag flapping in a hurricane. And the so-called “Biden-Harris correction”? Just a dead cat bounce before the spiral resumed.

The delusion they live in is a whole other reality — one where ineffective airstrikes become “decisive victories,” imaginary trade deals are celebrated, and lies are shared like family recipes… with the expectation you’ll repeat them as if you’ve lost your mind too.

We have a name for that place: The "CrackerVerse".
And friends, it’s time you came and had a word with your cousins.

Not everyone in America has fallen into the CrackerVerse. There are still plenty of people who understand their country once had a global responsibility to maintain some level of stability. Unfortunately… the Saltines aren’t among them.

A Saltine is a westerner whose racism is so intense, it harms them as much as it harms others. They mix ignorance with a strange arrogance — the kind that insists they’re “exceptional” while ignoring every piece of evidence to the contrary.

This isn’t just a quirk. It’s malice wrapped in pride.
And when your cousins elected the most arrogant, least-qualified Saltine in history — and handed him the nuclear codes — they proved the problem wasn’t just him… it was the millions who wanted him there.

When we say “Saltine,” we mean the unwashed, unlearned colonists who once stole a continent because they couldn’t build their own… and who now write laws to protect their privilege while pretending to believe in equality.

That’s a Saltine.
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This page actually started as a venting session.  It seems the best way to keep our sanity in times like this is to "Laugh".  Our test group agreed that laughing while at the same time discussing deep-DEEP delusion of the hateful in this country is therapeutic and needed.  

That being said, we would like The CrackerVerse to become the next big political satire site over the course of these next "LONG" 4 years under the "Tyrant King".  Our goal is to hire at least 6 developers and content writers to keep the content flowing!  Really, this stuff just writes itself, but there is TOO MUCH of it for one or two hobbyists to keep up!

If you see value in our mission, please go to the next page and support our crowd sourcing and other fund raising campaings.  We have many different ways to support, ranging from donations, to monthy subscription memberships to just engaging with our content so that we can monetize our social media instances.

Anything helps (besides, a Brotha got to eat).

TBA